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Gordon Brown, The Prime Minister

conker2009 — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 18:53:47 +0000

Is it just me or does anyone think that Gordon Brown is the wost PM this country has ever had. This bloke is clearly mentally unatable and has emotional issues. He is over weight and his face looks like a slapped ass. I hate this boring, scottish asshole and I think he brings the country down and makes us all more depressed every day; he reminds me of sad sack or the donky of whinny the poo. All this dick ever does is whinge on about how he is dealing with the ‘recession’ what a load of bollocks ! another carppy whinge he has is that he has ‘the strength to take the tough decisons’ why doesn’t he just take the ‘tough’ decision of putting a bullett in his head !

CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS EVE BOLLOCKS !

conker2009 — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:41:14 +0000

Thank God another Christmas has gone. I hate this time of the year as we are all expected to buy people we hate presents and put up a fuckin’ tree and be merry and all this other bollocks about being Merry. What a load of bollocks ! its a fucking capitalist con ! And then there is the New Year where it is invitable that the next day there will be stories about idiots that have drank too much and died or killed someone.

Victoria Cross Bollocks

conker2009 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:32:59 +0000

Have you ever wondered what the Victoria Cross really is ? Yeah, you probably know that it is named after Queen Victoria and is awarded to army people for ‘valour’. The Victoria Cross is also made out of a cannon used in the Crimea War. This litle cross is then made out of the cannon used in the Crimea War and pinned on the chest of the select few by the Sovereign Queen of England. What a load of bollocks ! Why should anyone bother signing up to the army and risking their neck for a load of posh millionaire twats who ponce around Buckingham Palace and race shows, lose an arm or a leg or the sight in one or both eyes and then if their really lucky they will get awarded with a cross made of a piece of cannon used is some pointless conflict in the Crimea (wherever that is ?) that is named after some fat sack of shit who ruled the empire and was given the sickening sobriquet ‘Empress of India’. A more fitting description would be ‘Fat Ugly Bitch’. I mean really, what is the fuckin’ world coming too ! Why don’t these scrounger assholes go out to Iraq and Afghanistan instead of just prancing around their vaious palaces and castles spending our hard earned tax cash to ferry them around, buy them clothes, keep them well fed, buy their horses, keep their horses well fed and watered, pay for their little shits to go to Eaton posh cunt school etc, etc. etc

Unattractive Fatty

. Why don’t these posh twats just fuck off and give us our money back !

WHY CAN’T BCC SORT OUT UGLY EYSORES ACROSS THE CITY ?

conker2009 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:22:00 +0000

Could somebody please inform me of why Bristol City Council is unable to sort out some of the city’s most ugly buildings ? Also, I don’t mean stupid excuses of why they can’t sort it out but real answers ! Take for example the most ugly monstrosity of all: Westmoreland House in Stokes Croft ! It always seems that the RDA just gives the same old excuse of ‘the economic slowdown’ or they are outbid by others as was the case with the arena. Why doesn’t the council give planning permission to Comer Homes to get it sorted ?

Sea Gull Poll

conker2009 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:48:00 +0000

Cull Of Sea Gulls In Bristol
(polls)

FOOT BALL TWATS TAKE OVER BRISTOL IN DUMB HYPE ABOUT FOOTBALL BOLLOCKS !

conker2009 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:16:48 +0000

I fuckin’ hate football and football fans ! all these fuckin’ cunts waffle on about is how fuckin’ great it would be for the dog shit bristol city of ours to have a load of fucking hooligans rushing around Bristol going on about how fucking great there team is ? singing there stupid foot ball hooligan songs. What a bunch of stupid TWATS ! why do we spend so much mony on policing these educationally sub-normal TWATS so that police can mediate between one group of idiots and another group of idiots ! Even if we win the world cup all we will end up with is a bunch of hooliogan tossers descending on our city and the 17 million estimate put forward by numpties on the council si a figure plucked out of the air that will fuckin’ spiral. All we will end up with is a bunch of fuckin’ stupid, idiot football hooligans leaving rubbish, beer cans, fag ends, chip shop warap and dog shit ! Also traffic will be a fuckin’ nightmare with the area flooded with cars and coaches transporting these animals ! The council wankers of course have agreed the application to build on a fucking floodplain. I c an only hope that the fuckin’ pitch is flooded withe these CUNTS on the pitch !

: FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS MAKE THEIR WAY TO BRISTOL

Army Cunts And The Maltreatment of the Chagos Islanders

conker2009 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:22:34 +0000

The Chagossian Islanders

I am not sure if people in Bristol are aware of the so-called ‘plight’ of the chagos islanders who were fucked over by the British government like so many other ‘ethnic minorities’, ‘foreigners’ , ‘Man Fridays’ and ‘savages’. Anyway, these people lived happily on there little island in mauritius until some cunt decided that it was time to put a military base on Diego Garcia so that a load of fuckin’ yank soldiers could walk around with guns and aim missiles at Russians. So they forcibly removed these poor people from their Island for a load of army cunts. And Miliband, the Foreign Secretary dipstick welcomed the Lords ruling that they had no right to return. Anyway, he looks a bit like Ian Huntly the child rapist !

Government Numpties and War

conker2009 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:11:55 +0000

Government Numpties and War

Above: Tony Blair (CUNT)

It still amazes me the number of people in opinion polls that still think that the war in Iraq was the right thing to do! All these deaths and bombs have resulted in untold misery for all concerned and it pisses me off when government numpties come along and waffle on about the ‘sacrifice’ of our ‘brave servicemen’. Don’t these fuckin’ cunts realise that it was their stupid decison to commit to the fuckin’ war in the first place (sometimes without proper kit) and what do they care anyway. All these scroungers care about is themselves and how much fuckin’ money they can get away with from yours truly the fuckin’ taxpayer to spend on prostitutes and booze. Many of these wankers didn’t even have the decency to vote against the decison in the first place. Instead they walked through the division lobbies like brain-dead zombies in favour of murder, death and destruction !

Above: Bob ‘Captain Mainwaring’ Ainsworth MP.

Anyway, If these idiots are so concerned about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and the efforts of our brave servicemen why don’t they fuck off out there with their teenagers and help with the war effort. And we should never forget the cunt that actually got us into this mess: Tony ‘Jesus Christ’ Blair. This fuckin’ cunt deserves to be put up against a wall and shot ! However, in our lunatic imbecile system this fucking cunt is given the job of ‘Middle East Envoy’. After slaughtering thousands of children in Iraq this prick is paid millions to waffle on about his exploits on the world stage and he sets up a faith foundation whilst his legacy in the UK is to condemn thousands of teenagers to crime and marginalisation with his crusade against anti-social behaviour for swigging a beer can and dragging on a fag outside the local off licence. Surely its this TWAT FUNCKIN’ CUNT who deserves an Anti-Social Behaviour Order for his decison to kill millions of innocent children in Iraq.

BRISTOL’S SEA GULL MENACE

conker2009 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:08:49 +0000

Dear Bristol,

Are u pissed off with swaking sea gulls flying around everywhere shitting on everyone and everything. Its long overdue that these feathered cunts were dealt with in a humane and civilised way ! There are clearly too many of them in Bristol and they are growing all the time. Like rats with wings they are a fucking pest and need to be dealt with. Preferably in a humane way ! Why doesn’t this wanker council sort this mess out ? Could it be that they don’t know what the fuck they are doing ? Probably, yes.

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